USA; 110 M; Cats is a movie starring James Corden, Judi Dench, and Jason Derulo. A tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life; ; Jason Derulo; writer=Andrew Lloyd Webber

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Updated / Wednesday, 1 Jan 2020 20:42 Taylor Swift as Bombalurina in Cats This is so bad it may not even make the grade as a future camp classic First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I’m not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either. When the Cats trailer debuted last July, ashen-faced viewers were left traumatised at the first glimpse of what the likes of Taylor Swift, Idris Elba and many, many other very famous people (some of whom should know better) looked like dressed up and CGI-ed up as cat-human hybrids. Watch our interview with Judi Dench and Ian McKellen Director Tom Hooper, who is a dab hand at turning musical theatre into movies, bowed to the mob and ordered a redesign and a rethink but it has not been enough. Cats does not land on its feet. As with Lloyd Webber’s 1981 stage musical, which was based on TS Eliot’s 1939 collection of whimsical poems, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Hooper's movie concerns a motley crew of London street cats known as the Jellicles. All are competing in a song and dance contest at the annual Jellicle Ball to win a chance to escape the back alleys of London’s theatreland and travel to the refuge of the Heaviside Layer. Watch our interview with Jason Derulo If dogs and their owners are said to morph into one another, here, the players take on the personalities of the cats they portray. Rebel Wilson plays a flabby tabby who lazes around all day, the already irksome James Corden is a fat cat who put me in mind of moggy-obsessed Uncle Monty from Withnail & I and his immortal line, "It's obsessed with its gut, it's like a bloody rugby ball now! It will die, it will die! " Superfly R`n’B star Jason Derulo has a wild old time as Rum Tum Tugger, a preening tomcat who thrives on attention, and Judi Dench, swaddled in a huge fur coat, keeps her dignity intact as wise elder cat Old Deuteronomy. Hats off too to Ian McKellen, who has a wheeze as Gus, a washed-up but lovable theatre cat who once was the toast of London. But most disturbing of all is well-known cat-lover Taylor Swift’s turn as the seductive Bombalurina, vamping it up in a posh English accent as she gyrates like a catnip-addled show gal in an abandoned old theatre. Idris Elba camps it up as the most interesting of Eliot’s creations, the mischievous Macavity, who lurks about trying to sabotage the whole "Cats from Fame" set-up while cheating his way to victory. Jennifer Hudson does add some class and a semblance of an actual story. She is the best thing here as Grizabella, a former glamour puss who has fallen on hard times and now lives on the "wasteland" (geddit?! ). She really milks her role like she’s in Les Mis for moggies as she belts out Memories under a street lamp on the backstreets. Judi Dench as Old Deuteronomy The CGI is slathered on with a trowel lending the whole gaudy enterprise a sickly sweet caramel and stale cream coated veneer. This big-screen Cats was never going to escape its theatrical roots and Hooper doesn’t bother as he sticks with the script of a series of cameos of increasingly painful Andrew Lloyd Webber show tunes. This is so bad it may not even make the grade as a future camp classic. It is impressively mounted and features some inventive choreography (the tap dancing railway cat is great value) but I was almost lost in admiration at how awful this movie really is. It is pure cat. Alan Corr @CorrAlan2.

As lockdowns continue to keep theaters dark on Broadway and beyond, arts institutions like the National Theatre and the Metropolitan Opera have helped keep the ghost light burning by providing filmed versions of stage shows to audiences at home. Now composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, a veritable institution unto himself, is pitching in as well. The composer’s Really Useful Group, in partnership with Universal, is offering free broadcasts of the greatest Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals, including such megahits as ‘Cats’ and ‘ The Phantom of the Opera ’. A different Lloyd Webber musical streams each week on The Shows Must Go On!, a YouTube channel devoted to this project. Each show goes live on the channel on Friday at 7pm BST (2pm EDT, 5am AEDT), and usually remains viewable for 48 hours afterward. In addition to full-length videos, the channel streams clips and behind-the-scenes footage. (Lloyd Webber has already shared several individual songs, performed by himself at his piano, in sweet videos on his Instagram and Facebook accounts. ) Links to charitable organisations are provided. The shows in the series are announced week by week. Here is what's up next: Friday May 15: ‘Cats' After leading off with 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat', 'Jesus Christ Superstar' and 'The Phantom of the Opera', The Shows Must Go On! has spent the past three weeks giving us Lloyd Webber rarities as we waited with growing anticipation for 'Cats'. Now it has arrived. Is ' Cats' good or bad? That's a question without an answer. ' Cats' is beyond good and bad. ' Cats' is ' Cats'. ' Cats' is a show about cats who sing light verse by T. S. Eliot in a junkyard. ' Cats' is about Andrew Lloyd Webber writing a lot more melodies than he usually does and pulling many keepers right out of his hat. ' Cats' is about furred-out and heavily made-up human dancers performing weirdly sexy feline moves. It's all ridiculous and it's all kind of magical. If you've only seen the instant camp classic that was the 2019 film adaptation, you owe it to yourself to check out this 1998 direct-to-video recording of the 1981 stage version, which doesn't make a lot more sense but at least doesn't try to. There's a hint of a plot about a group of cats competing to rise into the ionosphere on a giant tyre, but the musical is essentially a revue. It is quirkily based on Eliot's poetry collection ' Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats', an exercise in high silliness that sits at the classy end of an anthropomorphized-cat-comedy genre that includes, at lower stations, I Can Has Cheezburger? and ' New Yorker' cartoons of cats on shrinks' couches. But with major assists from director Trevor Nunn, choreographer Gillian Lynne and designer John Napier – who covered the performers in yak hair and deposited them in an oversize set – Lloyd Webber turned Eliot's trifles into an international sensation that was, for a time, the longest-running musical in the histories of both the West End and Broadway. The 1998 film being streamed by The Shows Must Go On! was recorded at London's Adelphi Theatre in 1998. It stars the West End's original Grizabella, Elaine Paige, and Broadway's original Old Deuteronomy, Ken Page; a 90-year-old Sir John Mills plays Gus (the Theatre Cat) and Michael Gruber is the unfortunately named Munkustrap. The show's opening number, 'Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats', will stick in your head for weeks whether you want it to or not – hint: you won't – but the real gold comes when Paige delivers a soaring version of the show's takeaway tune, 'Memory'. There's a reason this song was a crossover smash. It's unforgettable. ‘Cats’ will be available on YouTube for 48 hours starting May 15 at 7pm BST (2pm EDT, 4am AEST), except for in the UK, where it will be available for 24 hours only. Elaine Paige in Cats // Photograph: Courtesy the Really Useful Group Previously: Friday May 8: 'By Jeeves' Friday May 1: ‘Andrew Lloyd Webber: The Royal Albert Hall Celebration’ Friday April 24: ‘Love Never Dies’ Friday April 17: ‘The Phantom of the Opera’ Friday April 10: ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ Friday April 3: ‘ Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’ Into musicals? Stream dozens now via BroadwayHD, or check out the best streaming theatre from New York and London. Share the story.

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